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America - You drive for 4 hours and you’re still in the same place. UK - You drive for 1 hour, the accent has changed twice and bread rolls have a new name...
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uk rapper names look like stock symbols
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Today I learned that English people call “cursive” writing “joined-up” writing. Argument #3765 against British imperialism.
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@keyon every time i see british food i think of this damn reply 💀💀💀
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Smashing pumpkins sounds like something British people say during sex
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Do British ppl talk like that when no ones around 🤔?
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i love when british people say “babes” like imma start driving on the opposite side of the road if you keep saying that
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i just found out that british people call their back yard a “garden” and their front yard a “front garden” without any regard whatsoever for if an actual garden is present and frankly i’m livid
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english people: this church .... was built... IN 1100!!!!!!! me, an italian, uninterested: so its basically new
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British people be like going to the pub
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British people getting stabbed be like: "Oit there mate, bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit?"
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*Person with British accent speaks* My brain instantly:
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https://t.co/mY5I5lYOTI
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British people be calling this “neepers & tatters with a dollop of scratchings” https://t.co/VH1zl45rDB
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hey what the fuck do british people think pudding is
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Since i changed Alexa to have a English accent she’s convinced I’m a Brit and gives me GB updates I greet her in the am w a hearty “Alexa! ello ello ello, what’s all this then!” But we really bonded when we quietly wept over our loss to Italy
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americans be like ‘HOLY COW i just found out that british people call cockerdoodle-snickermuffin rooter tooters ‘biscuits’ what the FRICK🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣’
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I just learned British people call chicken sandwiches “chicken burgers” and I am baffled
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British people will say something like "Peter" and then you'll find out it's spelled Peicestershire.
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British people be like "I'm bri ish"
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English people when somebody asks what they seasoned their food with: https://t.co/SYY3AciQlp