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It Follows, without a doubt. It was suspenseful, clever, and out right scary. It takes a lot for a movie to creep me out and It Follows did just that.

Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother. He started off telling a funny story, but by the end his story went downhill, fast. Besides, the whole tall-tale was just a long drawn out process to sleep with the kid’s aunt Robin.

What’s your weirdest audition story?

They should change the name of the article to, “33 Buzzfeed Commentors Piss Off Everyone.”

Without a doubt, Ren

The first album I bought was DMX’s It Dark and Hell is Hot, in 1998. I was 11, and shouldn’t have been able to buy it, but my friend’s cousin was a cashier at Sam Goody. How I miss Sam Goody.

I worked at an insurance underwriting company. I worked with a woman, who was a sweetheart, but, shared WAY too much. It was like she was a bad SNL character. She would “share” with us about her bad dates, how sick her cats were, and worst of all, she’d share about her bathroom habits,… Read More

I was 21, and, as you can imagine, things were a little out of my control. And you are absolutely right, she was/is psychotic.

100% true. Looking back, I’m a bit ashamed of it, but it’s a weird, gross chapters my book.

I was on like a fourth date with this girl, and she was a friend’s sister. We went to dinner, Little did I know that my friend and his girlfriend would be joining. It wouldn’t be a big deal, except the siblings didn’t care for one another, and my friend was still a little mad that… Read More