Goodful·Posted on Sep 23, 201817 Fruit And Vegetable Tweets That Have No Right To Be This Funny"I know, let's put stickers on every single piece of fruit sold in America!" —Satanby Tom VellnerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Twitter: @BienSur_JeTaime 2. Twitter: @EmilyGould 3. Twitter: @ryepastrami 4. Twitter: @ThaJawn 5. Twitter: @rainnwilson 6. Twitter: @TheToddWilliams 7. Twitter: @adamhess1 8. Twitter: @javeigh 9. Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom 10. Twitter: @stevevsninjas 11. Twitter: @TragicAllyHere 12. Twitter: @slightlyfunny77 13. Twitter: @morninggloria 14. Twitter: @mountain_goats 15. Twitter: @Megatronic13 16. Twitter: @ellisuhhh 17. Twitter: @mikefossey Read more:• 17 Tweets About Salad That Are Waaaaay Too Real• Just 17 Hilarious Tweets About Anthropologie• 17 Jokes That Prove A Trip To Lush Can Be A Liiiiittle Intense Get more from Goodful on Instagram and YouTube!