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The Tallest House In The US Is For Sale And, Uh, What Am I Looking At Here?

What's the inside like? Beams. Really just, beams.

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Hello, dear reader. So, other than gila monsters and coyotes, guess what exists in Arizona!

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Give up?

Just the TALLEST SINGLE-FAMILY HOME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, which is now for sale.

What am I looking at here??
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What am I looking at here??

The 6,200-square-foot "house" (let's be real, this is a spaceship) is nicknamed "Falcon Nest" because it's so freaking tall — 10 STORIES, to be exact.

That's around 18 Shaqs, just to put things in perspective.
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That's around 18 Shaqs, just to put things in perspective.

Located in Prescott, it's on the market for a cool $1.5 million, which gets you three bedrooms, four bathrooms, a great room, a kitchen, glass ceilings, and 360-degree views of more than 120 miles of scorpion-filled Arizona terrain.

Ha ha ha my New York City apartment has one closet.
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Ha ha ha my New York City apartment has one closet.

What does it look like on the inside, you ask, feeling like a peasant? It's...mostly beams, to be honest.

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Like, beams everywhere.

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Yes hello, beams, we see you.

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SURPRISE — more beams!

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It actually is pretty spectacular (though, somehow it's nothing compared to this 27-story home in India), especially that sixth-floor solarium I'd spend the rest of my days gazing from on a hand-crafted mahogany rocking chair.

Like, I wouldn't turn it down if someone offered it to me.
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Like, I wouldn't turn it down if someone offered it to me.

I mean, just look at this dreamy scene.

😍 😍 😍
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😍 😍 😍

Plus, it's v eco-friendly: It has minimal energy consumption, a small footprint, and uses natural elements to heat and cool the massive space.

It also looks like the setting of a dystopian thriller, if that's your thing!
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It also looks like the setting of a dystopian thriller, if that's your thing!

Better hurry before this gem is gone! Gather 100 of your closest friends and split the cost??

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Or, maybe just wait and see if it goes on Airbnb...

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