17 Tweets About Salad That Are Waaaaay Too Real

"Accidentally just ate a full leaf of my kale salad that had NO dressing on it so now I no longer fear death or Gwyneth Paltrow."

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Twitter: @markedly

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Twitter: @LizHackett

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Twitter: @DanaSchwartzzz

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Twitter: @robotics

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Twitter: @aparnapkin

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Twitter: @meganamram

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Twitter: @emiliakathleen

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Twitter: @girlontapas

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Twitter: @MattBellassai

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Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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Twitter: @bornferal

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Twitter: @chelseaperetti

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Twitter: @behindyourback

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Twitter: @Mafaulda

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Twitter: @4eyesky

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Twitter: @JMPoff

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Twitter: @KarenKilgariff

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