Hillary Clinton is Liz Lemon
Donald Trump is Colleen Donaghy
Jeb Bush is Lutz
Bernie Sanders is Greenzo
Ben Carson is Dr. Leo Spaceman
Carly Fiorina is Kathy Geiss
Marco Rubio is Jonathan
Ted Cruz is Jeffrey Weinerslav
Martin O'Malley is Blue Dude
Mike Huckabee is Verna Maroney
Rand Paul is Greenzo's previous acting role
Chris Christie is Frank Rossitano
Jim Gilmore, Rick Santorum, and John Kasich are all of the recurring hobos.
And to sum it all up, every single candidate is this:
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