Are you more of a Puente Hills Landfill or a Pacific Trash Vortex?
A choose your own adventure.
“Graham, what is a crane?”
Exactly what would you do for a quick nap right now?
Make the reindeer dance! Dance to the festive music! Guaranteed to be (mainly) anatomically accurate.
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.”
In a year when the right has won basically every election, let’s pause to remember the right-winger who managed to lose two.
Trump promised his victory would be “Brexit times five”. Here’s what we in Britain learned from Brexit times one.
“Brexit 2: Brexit Harder”
It’ll be okay. It’ll all be okay.
“An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.”
From forgotten heroes to major landmarks, discover what went down in your neighbourhood.
Please enjoy this day-by-day plan to help you get to the bitter and terrifying end!
“Be the nasty woman you’d like to see in the world.”
DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS, YOU WILL DIE, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
People are ~quite excited~.
“A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan.”
Here are 1443 possible conspiracies about Hillary Clinton. Which should be yours?
He’s doing huge preparations. Tremendous preparations. The best preparations you’ve ever seen.