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    11 Things That Will Definitely Happen When Donald Trump Is President

    According to Donald Trump, probably.

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    1. President Trump would return outsourced jobs to the U.S. through the power of smart negotiation.

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    2. He'd also get to the bottom of Obama's birth certificate mystery once and for all.

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    3. Millions of Americans would be inspired to "Trump their look".

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    4. He'd sort out the Middle East with his stellar negotiation skills.

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    5. And also immigration.

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    6. The border with Mexico would be completely impenetrable, thanks to President Trump's excellent construction skills.

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    7. We'd never need to vaccinate anyone ever again.

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    8. Gun violence would end once and for all thanks to a bold new policy.

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    9. Global warming would be uncovered as a lie invented by greedy polar bears.

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    10. Poverty would end.

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    11. And America, as Trump promised in his campaign, would finally be great again.

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