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I think this dude just flipped to "decided voter"
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I'm a Muslim, and I would like to report a crazy man threatening a woman on a stage in Missouri. #debate
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What exactly is Trump trying to do here while Hillary is answering a question. #debate
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It Follows
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"What are your plans Mr. Trump?" Trump: I have a plan. A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan
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Trump writing a term paper: Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It
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HILLARY: i told you he'd fuck the chair TRUMP: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair
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"I didn't ask you about 'inner cities'" #debate
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Yo, you might be a racist if you see a black man and immediately say "inner cities" 25 times. Also, your racism hasn't updated since 1993
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Martha Raddatz: *asks question* Trump: starts talking about something else Raddatz: answer the question Trump: the earth is flat
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cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis
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"Do you know what consent is" Trump: ISIS? Yes I know what ISIS is "No I said cons-" Trump: I will knock the hell out of ISIS
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ANDERSON COOPER: did u advocate for sexual assault TRUMP: i'll destroy isis ANDERSON COOPER: u didnt answer the question TRUMP: china
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Lol
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Can Anderson Cooper follow me around to all of my meetings? "Please let her talk, she didn't interrupt you."
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so trump talked for 40:10 & clinton talked for 39:05, yet he threw 47 tantrums about not getting equal time. men think equality = oppression
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TRUMP: It hasn’t been debunked RADDATZ: It has. TRUMP: She went over time. RADDATZ: She didn’t TRUMP: She has gills, Martha RADDATZ: No
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Trump's worst nightmare. 2 women and a gay man telling him not to talk. #debate
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Fact checkers watching Trump's debate performance:
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Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia
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"Alright, welcome to the bone zone, fuckers."
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pick up the phone baby you know im ken bone baby
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Kenneth Bone looks like the human version of a hug #debate #kennethbone
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"How will you protect my job as a card in Guess Who?" #debates
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U.S. history books, 2150: "And in that moment, the republic was saved by a man named Ken Bone."
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ME: mr. president, u brought peace to the middle east. incredible PRESIDENT KEN BONE: every citizen gets candy ME: i love you president bone
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y'all don't mess up this ken bone thing by interviewing him or finding out anything about him. thanks
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trump: we gonna bop bop bop bop to the top clinton: slip and slide and ride that rhythm
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Islands in the stream / That is what we are / No one in between / How can we be wrong?
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So, is 'Locker Room' the name of the bar that all the racist, delusional misogynists meet up at? #debate
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"Whew, what a workout. I definitely did exercise today and I'm certainly not just here to use the hot tub." -my 'locker room' talk
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Trump promises that once elected he will jail Hillary Clinton and offer extra rations to all of Panem.
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TRUMP: this country cannot handle another four years of barack obama AMERICA: literally this is all we want. this is all we want right now
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Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad's kiss #debate
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While I may not be able to moderate a debate, sounds like Mike Pence and Donald Trump might need to come on my show to talk things out.
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Trump: i want to jail my opponent pundits: he seemed more focused
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are people saying a man won by ignoring a woman, talking over her, and making up nonsense facts *twitch* THAT doesn't *twitch* happen
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Zero babies will be born 9 months from today.