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    Updated on Sep 2, 2020. Posted on Oct 10, 2016

    38 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Second Debate

    "A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan."

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    I think this dude just flipped to "decided voter"

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    I'm a Muslim, and I would like to report a crazy man threatening a woman on a stage in Missouri. #debate

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    What exactly is Trump trying to do here while Hillary is answering a question. #debate

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    "What are your plans Mr. Trump?" Trump: I have a plan. A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan

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    Trump writing a term paper: Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It

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    HILLARY: i told you he'd fuck the chair TRUMP: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair

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    "I didn't ask you about 'inner cities'" #debate

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    Yo, you might be a racist if you see a black man and immediately say "inner cities" 25 times. Also, your racism hasn't updated since 1993

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    Martha Raddatz: *asks question* Trump: starts talking about something else Raddatz: answer the question Trump: the earth is flat

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    cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis

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    "Do you know what consent is" Trump: ISIS? Yes I know what ISIS is "No I said cons-" Trump: I will knock the hell out of ISIS

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    ANDERSON COOPER: did u advocate for sexual assault TRUMP: i'll destroy isis ANDERSON COOPER: u didnt answer the question TRUMP: china

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    Can Anderson Cooper follow me around to all of my meetings? "Please let her talk, she didn't interrupt you."

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    so trump talked for 40:10 & clinton talked for 39:05, yet he threw 47 tantrums about not getting equal time. men think equality = oppression

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    TRUMP: It hasn’t been debunked RADDATZ: It has. TRUMP: She went over time. RADDATZ: She didn’t TRUMP: She has gills, Martha RADDATZ: No

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    Trump's worst nightmare. 2 women and a gay man telling him not to talk. #debate

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    Fact checkers watching Trump's debate performance:

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    Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia

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    "Alright, welcome to the bone zone, fuckers."

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    pick up the phone baby you know im ken bone baby

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    Kenneth Bone looks like the human version of a hug #debate #kennethbone

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    "How will you protect my job as a card in Guess Who?" #debates

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    U.S. history books, 2150: "And in that moment, the republic was saved by a man named Ken Bone."

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    ME: mr. president, u brought peace to the middle east. incredible PRESIDENT KEN BONE: every citizen gets candy ME: i love you president bone

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    y'all don't mess up this ken bone thing by interviewing him or finding out anything about him. thanks

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    trump: we gonna bop bop bop bop to the top clinton: slip and slide and ride that rhythm

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    Islands in the stream / That is what we are / No one in between / How can we be wrong?

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    So, is 'Locker Room' the name of the bar that all the racist, delusional misogynists meet up at? #debate

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    "Whew, what a workout. I definitely did exercise today and I'm certainly not just here to use the hot tub." -my 'locker room' talk

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    Trump promises that once elected he will jail Hillary Clinton and offer extra rations to all of Panem.

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    TRUMP: this country cannot handle another four years of barack obama AMERICA: literally this is all we want. this is all we want right now

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    Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad's kiss #debate

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    While I may not be able to moderate a debate, sounds like Mike Pence and Donald Trump might need to come on my show to talk things out.

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    Trump: i want to jail my opponent pundits: he seemed more focused

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    are people saying a man won by ignoring a woman, talking over her, and making up nonsense facts *twitch* THAT doesn't *twitch* happen

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    Zero babies will be born 9 months from today.

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