38 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Second Debate

“A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan.”

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Trump writing a term paper: Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It

— Kat Combs (@itskatcombs)
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HILLARY: i told you he'd fuck the chair TRUMP: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair

— michael koh (@ughHugs)
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"I didn't ask you about 'inner cities'" #debate

— Khaled Beydoun (@KhaledBeydoun)
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Yo, you might be a racist if you see a black man and immediately say "inner cities" 25 times. Also, your racism hasn't updated since 1993

— Richard Lawler (@rjcc)
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Martha Raddatz: *asks question* Trump: starts talking about something else Raddatz: answer the question Trump: the earth is flat

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed)
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cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis

— jomny sun (@jonnysun)
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"Do you know what consent is" Trump: ISIS? Yes I know what ISIS is "No I said cons-" Trump: I will knock the hell out of ISIS

— Nathan Zed 🍓🍌 (@NathanZed)
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ANDERSON COOPER: did u advocate for sexual assault TRUMP: i'll destroy isis ANDERSON COOPER: u didnt answer the question TRUMP: china

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov)
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Lol

— mh (@thematthinrichs)
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Can Anderson Cooper follow me around to all of my meetings? "Please let her talk, she didn't interrupt you."

— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports)
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so trump talked for 40:10 & clinton talked for 39:05, yet he threw 47 tantrums about not getting equal time. men think equality = oppression

— Lindy West (@thelindywest)
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TRUMP: It hasn’t been debunked RADDATZ: It has. TRUMP: She went over time. RADDATZ: She didn’t TRUMP: She has gills, Martha RADDATZ: No

— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono)
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Trump's worst nightmare. 2 women and a gay man telling him not to talk. #debate

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang)
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Fact checkers watching Trump's debate performance:

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
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Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia

— billy eichner (@billyeichner)
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"Alright, welcome to the bone zone, fuckers."

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick)
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pick up the phone baby you know im ken bone baby

— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen)
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Kenneth Bone looks like the human version of a hug #debate #kennethbone

— Carpe DM (@zacthezac)
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"How will you protect my job as a card in Guess Who?" #debates

— A Spooky Dog (@horsedivorce)
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U.S. history books, 2150: "And in that moment, the republic was saved by a man named Ken Bone."

— Emma Roller (@emmaroller)
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ME: mr. president, u brought peace to the middle east. incredible PRESIDENT KEN BONE: every citizen gets candy ME: i love you president bone

— Ethan BOO!ker (@Ethan_Booker)
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y'all don't mess up this ken bone thing by interviewing him or finding out anything about him. thanks

— 🇺🇸 (@theshrillest)
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trump: we gonna bop bop bop bop to the top clinton: slip and slide and ride that rhythm

— tom harlock (@tom_harlock)
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Islands in the stream / That is what we are / No one in between / How can we be wrong?

— Lisa Tozzi (@lisatozzi)
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So, is 'Locker Room' the name of the bar that all the racist, delusional misogynists meet up at? #debate

— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig)
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"Whew, what a workout. I definitely did exercise today and I'm certainly not just here to use the hot tub." -my 'locker room' talk

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller)
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Trump promises that once elected he will jail Hillary Clinton and offer extra rations to all of Panem.

— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina)
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TRUMP: this country cannot handle another four years of barack obama AMERICA: literally this is all we want. this is all we want right now

— jomny sun (@jonnysun)
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Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad's kiss #debate

— BryFun (@BryFun1)
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While I may not be able to moderate a debate, sounds like Mike Pence and Donald Trump might need to come on my show to talk things out.

— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer)
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Trump: i want to jail my opponent pundits: he seemed more focused

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert)
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are people saying a man won by ignoring a woman, talking over her, and making up nonsense facts *twitch* THAT doesn't *twitch* happen

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes)
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Zero babies will be born 9 months from today.

— Noah Kalina (@noahkalina)

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