So a Mumsnet poster asked this question:
The immediate reaction was... puzzled.
The phrase "spermy beaker" is introduced to the discussion.
Then the concept of putting the spermy beaker in the dishwasher.
Then the phrase "plunges his knob into a bucket".
"Sex towel"
It is suggested that pets may molest the spermy beaker.
The pressing issue of the sink washing/sex wee bathroom clash is discussed.
Beaker-as-seduction-aid.
The question of liquid receptacle as penis-measuring tool is batted about a bit.
The original poster returns to clarify a few issues.
People start doing SCIENCE.
Some people have classy post-sex clean-up regimes.
Finally, news filters through that the original poster is not alone.
Brief digression into the sexual use of popping candy:
Twitter has now started weighing in on the issue.
"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.
Martin Wefail
@wefail
"If this penis beaker's a sloshin' my cock's bein' a washin'!" <- idea for a #penisbeaker slogan.
What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker
harrietreuterhapgöà½
@hapgoodness
What about a nice bottle of Jif instead? Something with a spray nozzle? #penisbeaker
Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker
P.S.Burton
@PSBurton
Usually just a quick wipe on the curtains #PenisBeaker
Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...
P.S.Burton
@PSBurton
Joking aside, this cut glass #penisbeaker has been in my family since 1706. Note the ornamental flies...
And in the end, the thread brought comfort to many people.
Well done, Sex Beaker.
