1. In Ikea. Via thesun.co.uk Winner: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun. 2. On a baking tray. Via thesun.co.uk Runner-up: Best Jesus Face Headline Pun. 3. In a patch of damp. Via dailymail.co.uk Jesus looks sad about having been trapped behind a fridge. 4. On the lid of a jar of Marmite. Via metro.co.uk Marmite's still horrible, though. 5. On a wall. Via mirror.co.uk Relevance of sandwiches to appearance of Jesus unclear. 6. On a drainpipe. Via thesun.co.uk Jesus has shaved off his trademark beard. 7. In a Chinese takeaway. Via mirror.co.uk Jesus looks like a young John Peel waking up with a really bad hangover. 8. On a naan. Via metro.co.uk Jesus looks like Zombie Michael Jackson. 9. On floorboards. Via dailymail.co.uk Abstract Jesus. 10. On a car. Via thesun.co.uk Um... look, you might have to put a bit more effort into this whole face-appearing business, Jesus. 11. In a sock. Via mirror.co.uk ...Really? 12. On a cider bottle. Via dailymail.co.uk Guys, that's barely even a face, never mind a miraculous face. 13. In a bruise. Via metro.co.uk No. 14. In a ham sandwich. Via thesun.co.uk Oh COME ON. 15. On a chicken. Via metro.co.uk Maybe if you squint a bit, it might... nope. Still not seeing it. 16. In a flooring tile. What? What? There is NO JESUS here. There's not even a HINT of Jesus. 17. On a t-shirt. Via metro.co.uk To be clear: a man got a tattoo of Jesus's face on his back, put a t-shirt on, and was then astonished when an image of Jesus's face mysteriously appeared on it. 18. ...And on Justin Bieber's leg. Via mirror.co.uk Yeah, okay. This one is definitely a miracle.