The 2014 John Lewis Christmas Ad: Alternate Ending

    Guys, that's a pretty dark way to try and sell Noguchi coffee tables.

    This year's John Lewis Christmas ad is about some kid who buys his pet penguin a girlfriend as a present. Which doesn't seem very realistic. Here's an alternative ending:

    (With apologies to John Lewis and BBC Earth. You can see the actual John Lewis ad here and the sad film about the penguin here.)