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19 Kids' Letters To Santa That Did Not Screw Around

"Well, enough chit-chat. Let's get down to business." – these kids.

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1. The kid who would be cool with just money.

2. The kid who wants $5.3billion.

3. The kid who can't hide their jealousy.

4. The kid who isn't sugar-coating things.

5. The kid who needs to see the whites of their eyes.

6. The kid who is body-shaming Santa.

7. The kid who has very clear instructions on time-keeping.

8. The kid who just wants to get down to business.

9. The kid who has no time for small talk.

10. The kid who can't be bothered with chit-chat.

11. The kid who demands detailed feedback.

12. The kid who knows when to be formal.

13. The kid who makes it quite clear what it is they really want.

14. The kid who will grow up to be a Hollywood producer.

15. The kid who is not taking this shit any more.

16. The kid who demands proof.

17. This kid who has seen through the lies.

18. The kid who will not stand for the deceit any longer.

19. And the kid who has had enough.