How Scared Of Clowns Are You?
You are totally down with clowns. Clowns are absolutely okay in your book. You may in fact be a clown yourself! This means people will ask you to remove scary clowns from their bathroom.
You could probably do with fewer clowns in your life, but they're not the biggest problem you face in life. That would probably be spiders, heights or velociraptors that can open doors.
You are not okay with clowns. You need there to be fewer clowns in the world. You should probably looking into clown-proofing your home.
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope. NOPE. Clowns need to be stopped, right now. You should probably never leave home again, because of clowns. Unfortunately that won't stop the clowns who live in your walls getting you. Here is a nice picture of a rabbit to comfort you in this clown-ridden world.