Would You Rather Have Food Or Sex?

It’s an important choice.

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  1. 1. What would you rather have?
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      The gentle touch of your lover’s lips on your skin.
    2. A delicious sandwich.
  2. 2. Which do you want more?
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      The thrill of finally undressing someone you’ve been lusting after for weeks.
    2. A Shake Shack burger in your mouth RIGHT NOW.
  3. 3. Which sounds better to you right now?
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      The delicious sense of anticipation as you start foreplay.
    2. The delicious sense of eating a massive slice of chocolate cake all by yourself.
  4. 4. Choose the thing that sounds best.
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      Getting goosebumps as your partner explores every inch of your body.
    2. A lovely salad.
  5. 5. Pick one.
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      The loving caress of your true soulmate.
    2. NACHOS.
  6. 6. If you could only have one of these, which would you go for?
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      The rising swell of ecstasy as you and your lover move in unison.
    2. Really crispy bacon.
  7. 7. What is better?
    1. Medioimages/Photodisc/Thinkstock
      Abandoning yourself to wild, instinctive carnal passion.
    2. A whole goddamn table of dim sum.
  8. 8. Which of these could you go for right about now?
    1. Ron Chapple Stock/Thinkstock
      Rampant, non-stop lovemaking that leaves you exhasted and sweating.
    2. Just a whole load of fruit tarts.
  9. 9. Choose.
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      An illicit encounter in an unfamiliar city, thrilling in its sense of danger and anonymity.
    2. Basically just a huge fucking bucket of macaroni cheese.
  10. 10. What's more appealing?
    1. Dynamic Graphics/Thinkstock
      Gazing into your lover’s eyes in post-coital bliss, knowing that it’s a matter of minutes before you go for it again.
    2. Samosas.
  11. 11. One or the other.
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      The unstoppable, uncontrollable full-body tingle as you approach climax.
    2. Rib meat sandwich.
  12. 12. Which would satisfy you more?
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      Your lover’s hands clasping yours tight.
    2. Pizza.
  13. 13. What are you desperate for?
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      The feeling of your beloved’s body warm against yours.
    2. PIZZA.
  14. 14. Which do you need most right this minute?
    1. Ron Chapple Stock/Thinkstock
      A mind-blowing, earth-shaking, life-changing orgasm.

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Tom Phillips is the UK editorial director for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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