Would You Rather Have Food Or Sex?
You know where your heart really lies. Sex can be fun, but it is also a lot of hassle and sometimes kind of gross. Food, however, is always glorious. Food will not let you down. Food satisfies you on a level no lover ever could. You are entirely correct about this.
You are a big fan of sex! Yes, food is tasty and keeps you alive and all that, but sex is what you really live for. While we can all appreciate a nice pizza, it can't really live up to a proper sexing. That said, are you sure you don't fancy a sandwich right now?