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    35 Ways Of Describing Brexit, Ranked By How Much They Sound Like Sex Things

    Because sometimes Brexit things sound like sex things. (H/T to Jon Worth's Euroblog.)

    35. "Unlawful Brexit"

    34. "Train-Crash Brexit"

    33. "Disorderly Crash Landing Brexit"

    32. "Short, Sharp Brexit"

    31. "Grey Brexit"

    30. "Transitional Brexit"

    29. "Red, White And Blue Brexit"

    28. "Hokey Cokey Brexit"

    27. "Dog's Brexit"

    26. "Schrödinger’s Brexit"

    25. "Brexit In Name Only"

    24. "Half-In, Half-Out Brexit"

    23. "Smart Brexit"

    22. "Stupid Brexit"

    21. "Chaotic Brexit"

    20. "Bespoke Brexit"

    19. "Cliff Edge Brexit"

    18. "Soft Brexit"

    17. "Clean Brexit"

    16. "Goldilocks Brexit"

    15. "Open Brexit"

    14. "Long Brexit"

    13. "Slow Brexit"

    12. "Smooth Brexit"

    11. "Fast And Smooth Brexit"

    10. "Dirty Brexit"

    9. "Have Cake And Eat It Brexit"

    8. "Deeply Regrettable Brexit"

    7. "Messy Brexit"

    6. "Rough Brexit"

    5. "Hard Brexit"

    4. "Reckless Hard Brexit"

    3. "Hard AND Soft Brexit"

    2. "Brexit That Could Threaten Western Political Civilisation"

    1. "Brexit Without Tears, Norway-Style"