35. "Unlawful Brexit"
Of all the ways Brexit has been described, this is the least like a sex thing. Under no circumstances should this sound like a sex thing.
34. "Train-Crash Brexit"
This is not how sex things should be described.
33. "Disorderly Crash Landing Brexit"
This is also not how sex things should be described. However, it is at least kinda relatable, from a sex thing perspective.
32. "Short, Sharp Brexit"
Ow.
31. "Grey Brexit"
Not an especially sex Brexit, except for the fact that old people totally do sex things. Your parents are probably doing sex things right now.
30. "Transitional Brexit"
Sometimes you are in a relationship and you do sex things, but then you stop being in a relationship, and yet continue to do sex things.
29. "Red, White And Blue Brexit"
Maybe you do sex things underneath a union jack, because you have become overwhelmed by both patriotism and horniness?
28. "Hokey Cokey Brexit"
Definite sex thing. But a weird sex thing.
27. "Dog's Brexit"
Bad sex thing.
26. "Schrödinger’s Brexit"
When you can't tell if the sex thing is inside the box or not.
25. "Brexit In Name Only"
Your first teenage sex thing, when you didn't actually really do the sex thing, but told your friends you did.
24. "Half-In, Half-Out Brexit"
Another classic teenage sex thing.
23. "Smart Brexit"
When your sex thing is safe.
22. "Stupid Brexit"
When it isn't.
21. "Chaotic Brexit"
I think we have all been in this sex thing scenario.
20. "Bespoke Brexit"
This is a sex thing when you've been together for a few years.
19. "Cliff Edge Brexit"
Sex things should not happen on cliff edges, however there are undoubtedly such thrill seekers out there. Maybe a sex thing with that guy from Poldark, looking handsome and troubled on a cliff edge.
18. "Soft Brexit"
A sex thing, but maybe not a very satisfying sex thing.
17. "Clean Brexit"
Where you take a shower both before and after doing the sex thing.
16. "Goldilocks Brexit"
Who's been sleeping in MY bed? You have.
And you did a sex thing.
15. "Open Brexit"
When you do sex things with loads of people, and that's cool, because you talked about it beforehand.
14. "Long Brexit"
Overrated sex thing.
13. "Slow Brexit"
Underrated sex thing.
12. "Smooth Brexit"
The sort of sex thing a man who self-identifies as a "lothario" would say, when boasting to another man about how all the ladies love his sex moves.
11. "Fast And Smooth Brexit"
Oh yeah, oh we're getting into the good stuff now. The good sex things.
10. "Dirty Brexit"
😏
9. "Have Cake And Eat It Brexit"
When your sex thing includes cake.
8. "Deeply Regrettable Brexit"
Perhaps the most relatable sex thing of all.
7. "Messy Brexit"
That sex thing where you've done the sex thing and the sex thing made you feel really good, but then you get a slow, dawning moment of clarity about the fact that it was kind of weird and gross.
6. "Rough Brexit"
Everybody likes a bit of a rough sex thing now and then. Just don't forget consent! (i.e., a second referendum and/or parliamentary vote on the final deal.)
5. "Hard Brexit"
The kind of Brexit you see in porn.
4. "Reckless Hard Brexit"
More of a Brontë kind of sex thing, wild and untamed on the moors and possibly deeply regrettable but also dirty and rough.
3. "Hard AND Soft Brexit"
Variety is the spice of life!
2. "Brexit That Could Threaten Western Political Civilisation"
Yes. This is the kind of sex thing we all aspire to.
1. "Brexit Without Tears, Norway-Style"
This is the best way to lose your virginity. Shoutout to Lars.
