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If You're Watching The Third Presidential Debate Here Is A Drinking Game

DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS, YOU WILL DIE, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

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So, you've decide to watch the debate tonight? You're going to need something to get you through it. You need...

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Drink a very small sip every time:

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Drink a large sip every time:

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Drink two sips every time:

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Switch up your drink on these key words:

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Down your drink at any mention of:

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Drink as much as you want any time Trump makes this face…

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...or Clinton makes this face…

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...or Chris Wallace makes this face.

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If Donald Trump doesn’t actually show up for the debate:

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If Hillary Clinton doesn’t actually show up for the debate:

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If the candidates actually take a drug test like Donald Trump wanted:

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Go and get a glass of water urgently if you think you hear any of the following:

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Suddenly and painfully sober up any time:

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Tom Phillips is the UK editorial director for BuzzFeed and is based in London.

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