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Cinema Is In Danger Of Running Out Of Dimensions

Have we reached Peak D?

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This means that at the current rate of increase, cinema will exceed the number of dimensions in our reality some time in the next ten years.

As such, when Avengers III: Rise Of The Bees is released in 2018, it will only be viewable on a hyperscreen in the shape of Calabi–Yau manifold, and the only device capable of projecting the film will be the Large Hadron Collider. By the time Avengers IV: The Rage Of Clouds comes out in 2022, audiences will have to leave our physical reality behind and become beings of pure mind in order to find out whether Iron Kid and Robothor can defeat the rain elves.

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