Boris Johnson Wrote A Bloody Awful Poem

Warning: this post includes the full poem.

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London mayor Boris Johnson has written a poem. He read it out at the launch party of a book by his friend, journalist Rachel Kelly. It is awful.

The poem goes on for quite some time.

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(Boris was in the Bullingdon Club with Rachel Kelly's husband, a banker called Sebastian.)