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    41 Problems Everybody In Cornwall Can Understand

    SPOILER: mostly cow-related.

    1. The fact that phones basically don't work.

    i haven't had decent signal for over 24hours #cornwallproblems

    Jessie Klaiber@JessieKlaibs

    i haven't had decent signal for over 24hours #cornwallproblems

    11:49 PM - 10 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. And even if they work for a bit, this ends up happening.

    3. Same thing happens to radios.

    One wicket to win the ashes, radio signal dropping out on my drive home. #cornwallproblems

    Sam Blackledge@samblackledge

    One wicket to win the ashes, radio signal dropping out on my drive home. #cornwallproblems

    7:38 PM - 12 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. And broadband is basically a myth.

    Slow internet stresses me O U T #cornwallproblems

    Alyson Gale@aly_gale

    Slow internet stresses me O U T #cornwallproblems

    9:10 PM - 08 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. But when things don't work properly, people learn to make do.

    Seen on a Cornish flat! @Cornish_Buddha @PeterArronsen @kernowspringer @jam_first @falmouthbay #onlyincornwall

    Marina Pascoe@MarinaPascoe

    Seen on a Cornish flat! @Cornish_Buddha @PeterArronsen @kernowspringer @jam_first @falmouthbay #onlyincornwall

    9:34 PM - 18 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. There are very strict rules about what you can and can't do.

    7. Trying to find things in shops can be tricky.

    8. There might not even be any shops near you in the first place.

    massively jealous of anyone close to a record store today. my nearest is at least an hour #cornwallproblems #recordstoreday

    Jennie@jenniemasters

    massively jealous of anyone close to a record store today. my nearest is at least an hour #cornwallproblems #recordstoreday

    12:04 AM - 20 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. Unless it's a pasty shop. There are loads of those.

    10. Your work experience might be a bit limited as a result.

    How do I write a CV for doing genetics research when all I've done is work in an ice cream shop #medicine #CornwallProblems #FHSProblems

    Freya Glover@Freglo94

    How do I write a CV for doing genetics research when all I've done is work in an ice cream shop #medicine #CornwallProblems #FHSProblems

    3:36 PM - 07 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. And when you do find a shop, there might be sheep in it.

    Trying to Christmas shop when 2 sheep got in my way. In the shop. #cornwallproblems

    jena goldsack@JenaGoldsack

    Trying to Christmas shop when 2 sheep got in my way. In the shop. #cornwallproblems

    4:51 PM - 14 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. But at least there's a friendly service culture.

    13. There's crime to be worried about.

    14. Danger lurks around every corner.

    15. You can't always get a good night's sleep.

    This light house is so annoying when you're trying to sleep! #CornwallProblems #CanSomeonePleaseTurnItOf

    Ben Critchley@11Critchley

    This light house is so annoying when you're trying to sleep! #CornwallProblems #CanSomeonePleaseTurnItOf

    12:02 AM - 19 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. And your leisure time is filled with anxiety.

    I just want to go and dick about in the sea but im scared of annoying the people who can actually surf well. #cornwallproblems

    Zoe Alker@ZoeAlker

    I just want to go and dick about in the sea but im scared of annoying the people who can actually surf well. #cornwallproblems

    4:49 PM - 08 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17. There's the extreme pain when you spot someone doing pasties wrong.

    Greggs... THIS... Is NOT a Pasty! #CornishProblems

    Christopher Cock@CockBoy123

    Greggs... THIS... Is NOT a Pasty! #CornishProblems

    2:48 PM - 09 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. The difficulty of trying not to laugh at some of the place names.

    19. Honestly, it can be really hard.

    20. But at least everyone has a sense of humour.

    21. And there's the fact that romance isn't dead.

    22. Tractors are also a major issue.

    I keep thinking I can hear thunder but its just a tractor #cornwallproblems

    eff u@QuitaLyne

    I keep thinking I can hear thunder but its just a tractor #cornwallproblems

    9:08 PM - 15 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23. This always happens.

    why is it whenever you are in a rush to get somewhere you get stuck behind some fuck off tractor #onlyincornwall

    paige@paigeturnerx

    why is it whenever you are in a rush to get somewhere you get stuck behind some fuck off tractor #onlyincornwall

    10:40 AM - 28 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24. ALWAYS.

    25. Seriously, tractors get everywhere.

    26. Also sometimes people park their... whatever this is in the middle of the road.

    27. You know this feeling.

    As is the unwritten law. I am Cornwall, alone. Therefore it must rain. A lot.

    Natalie Cooper@voiceovergirl

    As is the unwritten law. I am Cornwall, alone. Therefore it must rain. A lot.

    8:57 AM - 13 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    28. And this feeling.

    Is it ever gunna stop raining?! #CornwallProblems

    @AllWeKnowIsTom_

    Is it ever gunna stop raining?! #CornwallProblems

    8:23 AM - 31 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    29. This has happened to you so many times.

    We were on the beach and it started raining so we went to a restaurant and now it's sunny. #CornwallProblems

    Polly@pollyvdsz

    We were on the beach and it started raining so we went to a restaurant and now it's sunny. #CornwallProblems

    1:37 PM - 11 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    30. Basically this sums it up.

    Cornwall's weather summed up pretty accurately.

    Chegnuts.@LaLaurafication

    Cornwall's weather summed up pretty accurately.

    11:39 AM - 08 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    31. Sometimes pigs block the road.

    32. Swans can be a problem.

    33. Especially swans vandalising cars in the middle of the road.

    34. But the swans are nothing compared to the problem of... cows.

    There is a cow in Asha's garden #cornwallproblems

    Sadie Kleo@ShadyKleo

    There is a cow in Asha's garden #cornwallproblems

    8:23 PM - 24 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    35. Really, cows are the main problem in Cornwall.

    36. Cows get everywhere.

    Hellish traffic this morning #cornishproblems

    Jess Symons@_MissJRabbit

    Hellish traffic this morning #cornishproblems

    8:34 AM - 12 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    37. So many cows.

    Thought I was going to be back in time for football... cows. #CornwallProblems

    James Ferrie@JamesPFerrie

    Thought I was going to be back in time for football... cows. #CornwallProblems

    6:44 PM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    38. EVERYTHING IS COWS.

    39. COWS FALL THROUGH PEOPLE'S CEILINGS.

    FAO: Team Copy cc. @matthewgardner. 'We are not a-moo-sed.' #cornwallproblems

    Amy Cate@_catflap

    FAO: Team Copy cc. @matthewgardner. 'We are not a-moo-sed.' #cornwallproblems

    8:30 AM - 17 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    40. ...but at least everyone understands your cow problems. You don't need to explain. They know.

    41. Never change, Cornwall.

    " Cows crossing the road , when the lights show in 250 yards " Cows only cross the road in cornwall :P

    Chloe Sampson@LittleBabyBear1

    " Cows crossing the road , when the lights show in 250 yards " Cows only cross the road in cornwall :P

    8:28 PM - 23 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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