26 Tell-Tale Symptoms That Show You're Suffering From Writer's Block

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No seriously it's better than you might expect.

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Then you realise that you're saying things like "better than you might expect" about an album of Gregorian chant ABBA covers.

12. Three hours later, you're pretty sure you've implicated Clark Gable in the 1932 Stockholm Vampire Murder.

14. You return to writing. You make REALLY SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS. You can tell this because it's in bold and underlined.

22. You have now taken every "Which X are you?" quiz on the internet. It turns out that you are Katniss Everdeen, Molly from Sherlock, the Fifth or Tenth Doctors depending which quiz you take, and the Inanimate Carbon Rod from The Simpsons.

23. Several hours later, you still haven't done any writing. But you have created an elaborate fanfiction universe in which Katniss, Molly, both Doctors and the Inanimate Carbon Rod team up to fight crime.