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15 Ways All-Night Tubes Will Change Your Life

London life will never be the same. Although some bits will be similar.

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1. This means a lot fewer Night Bus adventures.

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Night buses are a great way of meeting interesting new people. You get into so many unexpected conversations with strangers. It's horrible.

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8. And you're going to wake up in lots of interesting new places.

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This is Cockfosters station. Study this picture, because you're going to be seeing a lot more of it.

9. A lot of people are going to have to find a new pulling technique.

Millions of people aren't going to have sex when 24 hour tubes come in.

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Millions of people aren't going to have sex when 24 hour tubes come in.

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"Can I just stay at yours the last tube has gone" <-- a thing of the past

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"Can I just stay at yours the last tube has gone" <-- a thing of the past

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Single people affected by the news: move to somewhere on the district line NOW if you want to sleep with a shy graphic designer EVER AGAIN.

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Single people affected by the news: move to somewhere on the district line NOW if you want to sleep with a shy graphic designer EVER AGAIN.

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13. ...a saving that will be completely negated by the extra amount you'll spend on nights out.

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There will be a new elite of Londoners who live on these lines and never stop partying. "Ya, I mean obvs as a 24-hourer I can stay out all night. Oh, you're a daytimer? So sorry that you're still on the District, darling."

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