Oh man, this is going to be great. Nice PowerGlove! So what games do you have?
Nope, those all look lame. Do you have any of the cool gold ones?
Awesome. Only I just played that at my house. Maybe one of those weirdly shaped Tengen ones?
So cool. But I’m not really feeling a tank game. I think we gotta go with a classic here…
This is going to be great. Just pop it in I guess…
Oh crap. Forgot to blow.
Okay, that should do it. Let’s try again.
Damn. Maybe if I try it top-to-bottom?
It’s kinda weird now but maybe I can still play.
Okay, that was awful. Maybe if we try the new one?
That’s the stuff. The only problem is, we’ve only got an hour before dinner, and there’s no way to save the game. If we want to get through this thing, we’re going to have to hustle.
Now we need to get in that fortress and get that warp whistle…
Oh God. Oh God no.
Okay, try Zelda.
Forgot to blow!!!
This is the worst day of my life.
- Over two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade, New Orleans police said.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. On Friday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Moderate to severe coral bleaching continues to affect the Great Barrier Reef almost a year after the worst bleaching crisis in history.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱