1. The food was amazing.
2. Actually, it was a great party in general.
3. People love to hang out by the reliquary.
4. People brought lots of animals on the boat.
5. You'd be amazed how many warriors can fit on a single boat.
6. Then there was this guy, who just had to deal with the empty boats.
7. The people on horses think they're big time.
8. When a Horse Goes Down, It's Total Chaos
9. A lot of people got hit in the head with swords.
10. The Shield Wall Really Works.
11. You can do a lot of damage with just a stick.
12. It Got Rough Out There
13. Everybody Loves The Tower Until The Tower Gets Set On Fire
14. Even if nobody was in a tower, you still had to set it on fire.
15. Sometimes it was hard to tell what we were even pillaging.
16. Harold III is a badass.
17. He's still dead, though.
(With apologies to the Bayeux Tapestry.)