2. Ugh, I hate waking up.
3. Does this shirt make me look fat?
4. Brusha, brusha, brusha
5. Just some light bathroom reading.
6. Nom, nom, nom.
7. Why isn’t there anything good on?
8. Yup, I can drive.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.