1. “I like this hat because it matches my skin-tone, so it gives the illusion I have no face.”
2. “Sorry, this is my no kissing hat.
3. “Here I’m dressed like a newsie.”
4. “I really don’t know how I feel about this one…maybe I need a new hat!”
5. “I’ll buy this one…”
6. “Actually, no, it’s too normal looking.”
7. “This is the perfect hat to wear when you’re having a bad day.”
8. “Damn it! How did they find me? I’m only wearing a giant hat.”
9. “I totally love this hat, even though I can’t see where I’m going.”
10. “This is my nothing to see here, just another giant hat walking around.”
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