1. When the Messiah showed his face in a most unsavoury place. birminghammail.co.uk "Piss be with you, my child." 2. And when the Mail managed to find a local angle. Twitter: @psmith 3. When a man in military dress wandered around pushing a toy monkey in a pram. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @carysmatic Although you won't bump into him these days; Kings Heath's beloved Monkey Man has since found true love in the Welsh seaside town of Llandudno. 4. When the phrase "dig into your meal" was taken a bit too literally by a hipster pub. michael keates @michael_keates My lunch from Monday served on a shovel #onlyinbirmingham 08:07 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michael_keates You've heard of plates, right? 5. When someone improved this street sign with a bottle of Tipp-Ex. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @rollerdisco1984 6. And when someone else went one step further. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @iselilja Stay classy, Digbeth. 7. When a passing Google Street View car uncovered a secret world of dancing binmen. Google Bin there, done that. 8. When Broad Street still managed to surprise us all. birminghammail.co.uk Bananaman vs. Streakerman: Dawn of Ruckus, coming to Brum cinemas soon. 9. And when Spider-Man was spotted handing out food to homeless people in the city centre. I Am Birmingham @IAmBirmingham A man dressed as Spider-Man is walking around #Birmingham handing out food to the homeless - http://t.co/7CQSXN52hN 02:22 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IAmBirmingham A real superhero. Even J. Jonah Jameson would approve. 10. When a local convenience store did a Brangelina. View this photo on Instagram Seems legit. 11. When the morning commute turned into Toys "R" Bus. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @acwjarvis Why. 12. When Scooby, Shaggy, and the gang made a quick getaway from West Brom. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @jenasauraus 13. And when a horny ghost caused a commotion at the Queen's Arms. birminghammail.co.uk Maybe that's where the Scooby Gang were heading? 14. When this guy decided to carry around a giant Happy Meal. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @kimrenb "I'll have a Significantly Happier Meal to go, please." 15. When Broad Street did it again. Birmingham Mail Moral of the story? Never mix tequila with inflatable ducks. 16. When this city centre shortcut had an existential crisis. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @sidscott 17. When this snack bar sold 99p "donor" meat. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @tomlennon1 Who is donating this meat, and why? 18. When the angry wife of a flirty Brum DJ sold his £25,000 Lotus Esprit on eBay. BBC Buy it Now price: 50p. 19. When someone opened a theme bar inspired by a mediocre 16-year-old film. Birmingham What's On @WhatsOnBrum #ICYMI! New Coyote Ugly bar to open in #Digbeth #Birmingham ðð¸ðð» MORE > https://t.co/PsAkxvcNTu 02:38 PM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WhatsOnBrum Coming Soon: The Battlefield Earth Burger Bar. Possibly. 20. When Brum's deeply terrifying statue of King Kong ended up in a Wolverhampton art gallery. Paradise Circus @paradisecircus Bring it home. It's our Elgin Marbles. 02:01 PM - 11 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Does anyone else remember when it used to stand next to the Bull Ring? 21. And, last but by no means least, when a Brummie royalist's tattoo tribute backfired badly. Sunday Sport "To be honest, I should have twigged when he was humming 'Another One Bites The Dust' and 'We Will Rock You' all the way through the procedure." Amazing. Never change, Birmingham. Never change.