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    12 Times Grammar Pedants Got Their Pedantry Completely Wrong

    Pedantry 101: Actually know what you're talking about before telling people off for getting their grammar wrong.

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    If you're going to criticise someone's grammar, you'd better get it right.

    And people love to criticise each other's grammar. One thing they particularly like to criticise is the "passive". The passive is (roughly speaking) when you arrange a sentence so that the object becomes the subject, like this: "the ball was kicked", instead of "he kicked the ball". People don't like it because they say it can hide the person who was responsible for something: "mistakes were made", instead of "I made mistakes".

    1. But loads of the people who get really angry about it apparently don't know what they're talking about. Like this writer for The Guardian who hates "passive constructions" but doesn't know what they are.

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    In "company policy is unable to support that", the object ("that") is still the object. A passive version of this sentence would be: "that is unable to be supported by company policy". It's the same with the second example.

    2. Or this Spectator journalist who uses the passive voice to complain that you shouldn't use the passive voice.

    Ingenious satirist @toadmeister mocks the many people who unknowingly use the passive voice while criticising it.

    I mean, if the passive voice is so terrible, you'd think you wouldn't use it four times in a paragraph criticising it.

    3. And this author of a book on "the correct way to write" who doesn't obey his own rules.

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    The same thing's happening here. For the record, there's nothing wrong with using the passive; if you use it well, it can draw attention to the right part of the sentence. As the linguist Geoff Pullum says, if “helicopters were flown in to put out the fires”, you don’t need to know that a man named Bob was flying the helicopters.

    4. The author above makes a habit of that sort of thing. Here he is telling people to cut out "redundant words".

    In his book ‘Simply English’, Simon Heffer recommends cutting redundant words. Well, he’s convinced me.

    5. And here he is telling people they shouldn't use "they" to mean a single person, then – in the same book – using "they" to mean a single person.

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    Pedants really don't like singular "they", but it's so useful and natural that they use it without noticing. There are at least three examples in this book alone.

    6. Here's a former Conservative secretary of state for education who says we shouldn't use the passive voice, but uses it in his own first sentence.

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    Elsewhere in the piece he seems to give an example of the passive that is in fact active.

    7. The Economist style guide tells writers to use the active, then uses the passive.

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    Also, it's not "the passive tense". There's no such thing. It's the passive, or the passive voice.

    8. This Rolling Stone journalist told Obama off for using the passive when he hadn't.

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    9. This Washington Post columnist also got very angry about Obama's imaginary passives.

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    10. This New Yorker writer sees passives everywhere, even when there are none.

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    11. This Harper's journalist – and English teacher – complains about the passive voice but doesn't know what it means.

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    One out of three is not great, considering you apparently do this for a living.

    12. And the granddaddy of them all. George Orwell, who used the passive to lament the use of the passive.

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    That's from his famous essay Politics and the English Language, which purports to tell people how to write clearly.

    In accordance with Muphry's Law, which states that no criticism of other people's grammar will be free of mistakes itself, an earlier version of this post included an entry that incorrectly chided a writer for seeing passives where there were none. There was one.

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