Parents, Tell Us Your Toddler Disasters
If your beloved little darling ever flushed your car keys down the toilet, tell us about it. You'll feel better.
One of the authors of this piece once caught a squirt of his toddler's liquid poo as it flew in a parabolic arc across the room.
The other author was shocked to find the gas oven on fire in the kitchen, because his toddler thought this would be a great place to hide his plastic toys.
And the first author once spent several hours looking for his car keys which his other toddler had hidden in the cutlery drawer.
That was a fun afternoon.