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19 Things Every Guy Who Hates Shaving Will Understand

No I'm not growing a beard, I just can't be arsed getting rid of it.

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1. You'll do anything to avoid shaving. Razors are nasty little torture devices.

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Using a razor is like dragging a set of tiny, incredibly sharp blades over your skin. Because that's exactly and literally what it is.


8. When you've finished, you'll definitely have missed a spot.

So you look like a total bellend. The worst is when you miss the little bit under your bottom lip so it looks like you've deliberately grown a soul patch.

If that happens you just have to leave the country, move to a remote part of central Asia, and live as a hermit for the rest of your life. It's best for everybody concerned.