8 Horrible Problems Every iPhone User Experiences
It just works. Well, maybe not when you have 10 GB of other.
1. When your phone gets... rough.
It was only 2 days old and it got in its first fight... in your pocket.
2. When the thing falls out of your back pocket into the toilet at the local pizza shop.
Your phone wasn't ready to swim, but you could produce enough tears to fill a pool.
3. When the "Other" takes up 10 of your 12 gigs.
What, exactly, is this other, Apple? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?
4. When you go to reach into your pocket, and THERE IS NOTHING THERE.
*starts accusing seat mate of theft on the subway* 20 minutes later, you realize it was your back pocket. OOPS.
5. THIS shit happens.
NOPE, still not over it.
6. You're on the bus and the creepy guy behind you keeps looking at your phone.
I want you to notice my passive-aggression (but I'm too nice to yell at you).
7. You're at 3% left and the nearest charger is nowhere to be found.
*starts hyperventilating and turns down screen brightness, to darker than space grey*
8. When the *new* iOS 17 is slow.
Well then, 20 seconds to open my mail? I feel betrayed.
9. But overall, you know you wouldn't trade your iPhone for anything else.
Especially not that PLASTIC Android, just no.
10. And despite its problems, you stand by your phone.
Except when a new one comes out. Only then, you give your now-obsolete phone to Aunt Jane's nephew-in-law.