Question #1 You're at a friend's house and need to go to the bathroom. You excuse yourself by saying: "Where do you keep your toiletries, anyhow?" "I've got to go drop the kids off at the pool." "Excuse me, I've got to use the powder room." "Be right back." "Er, uh, I've got to... Yeah. That." Question #1 You're at a friend's house and need to go to the bathroom. You excuse yourself by saying: "Where do you keep your toiletries, anyhow?" "I've got to go drop the kids off at the pool." "Excuse me, I've got to use the powder room." "Be right back." "Er, uh, I've got to... Yeah. That." Question #2 Now you're all alone in the bathroom. What's the first order of business? Check out what's in the medicine cabinets! See what sort of reading material is available. Run the water to cover any noise you might make here in a moment. Get to work. By "work," I mean going to the bathroom. Carefully clean off the seat. Then wash hands. Question #3 So you do your thing. Next step? Flush. Flush. Flush, you idiot. Who writes these quizzes? Flush. Flush. Question #4 Oh no! There's a clog! Look around for a plunger. Flee! Flee the scene! Find the host and take credit for what you've done. Flush again and cross your fingers. Gross! Let someone else deal with this problem. Question #5 Thank god that's over. Before you head back to rejoin society, you: Take a quick look in the shower -- what sort of shampoo do they have in here, hmm? Nada. I'm good to go! Wash my hands, of course. Quick run of the hands under water, soap not necessary. Thorough hand-washing is essential. Followed by some hand sanitizer. Your Quiz Result: Nosy Nancy Geez Louise! How about you poke around where you don't belong -- oh, wait, you already are! You love the bathroom for the privacy it gives you to rob other's privacy. Your Quiz Result: Dirty Dumper Come on man, that's not cool. You've got to learn some respect when it comes to using other people's facilities. Were you born in a barn? A barn that doubled as a pit-toilet? Your Quiz Result: Polite Pisser Nice one! You are polite, thoughtful, and well-mannered when it comes to using the toilet. You probably poo butterflies, too. Your Quiz Result: Fast Flusher You don't waste any time -- you get in and get out. You're not obsessive about cleanliness, but you tend not to make a big mess, so that can be forgiven. Your Quiz Result: Germaphobe Jerry You live in fear of germs. In fact, it's kind of surprising you are able to go to the bathroom anywhere but your own home. Kudos for that. Non-kudos for being such a fraidy cat.