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Best Toilet Paper Replacements

It happens. The next time that you're stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list. Disclaimer: none of the paper products listed herewith are recommended as a first choice for your wiping needs. Use only in emergency, and with plunger handy.

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  • 1. Paper Towels

    The obvious first choice -- try to get the kind that tear in thirds for minimal clogging issues.

  • 2. Magazines

    Preferable to newspaper because the print won't rub off on your nether regions. Again, use in moderation.

  • 3. 'Sanitary Napkin'

    You'll want to use the really thin pink ones (the heavy-duty overnight kind are NOT recommended). Tearing in half might also be wise.

  • 4. 'Sanitary Napkin' Wrapper

    For desperate people and sensitive toilets.

  • 5. Receipt

    Beware of paper cuts.

  • 6. Toilet Paper Roll

    You'll probably want to reserve this for #1 situations, and you'll also need to take the trash out pretty immediately. It works though.


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