DJ Jesus Is A Better DJ Than You

You may think you've got mad Turntable.fm skills. Maybe you've even kept a ton of drunk frat boys on the dancefloor all night before. But have you ever dropped a beat only to resurrect it three days later? Have you ever acted like you were pouring water into the crowd's mouth only to surprise them with wine? Have you ever played House in the Lord's House? No. You haven't. Don't mess with DJ Yahweh.

• DJ Jesus starts every set with this song. Let it soundtrack the rest of this post.

• You'll need a stairway to heaven just to get to the dancefloor

  

• He kept the dance floor waiting for three days

  

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• One hand scratching the vinyl, the other forgiving your sins

  

• You'll be ascending all night

  

• Spray DJ Jesus on your wall and it will miraculously stay there forever

  

• Makes the Angels twist into all sorts of angles

  

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• DJ Jesus wore the trucker hat 2000 years before Ashton

  

• Christ-Cross(2 hops this time)ianity

  

• DJ Jesus won't rest until you're cured of your lack of fresh beats

  

• King of the Roman underground

  

• Jazzy Jeff has nothing on Jazzy Jesus

  

• Beats straight from the Bible

  

• Last Beats Of The Night

  

• DJ Jesus Shows Off His Bethlehem Beats