• 1. Chuck E. Cheese

    Chuck E. Cheese

  • 2. The Tunnel In Playgrounds

    The Tunnel In Playgrounds

  • 3. Easter Egg Hunts

    Easter Egg Hunts

  • 4. Storybook Readings

    Storybook Readings

  • 5. Summer Camp

    Summer Camp

  • 6. The Children’s Museum

    The Children's Museum

  • 7. Ball Pits

    Ball Pits

    Exception  -You can (and should) easily buy your own ballpit for your house or office. You just can’t go to the public ones any more.

  • 8. Petting Zoo

    Petting Zoo

  • 9. Santa’s Lap

    Santa's Lap

    -You might think that it’s “funny” if you go when you’re older and post a picture of yourself on Santa’s lap on Reddit or your Christmas cards but that joke is really played out and only makes the mall Santa’s job even more annoying than it already is so please don’t do this. Ever.

  • 10. School Dances

    School Dances

  • 11. The Neighbors’ Doorsteps On Halloween

    The Neighbors' Doorsteps On Halloween

    Exception  -If you wear the right mask and aren’t too tall you can probably get away with Trick or Treating.

  • 12. Quarter Rides Outside Stores

    Quarter Rides Outside Stores

  • 13. Cool Cuts

    Cool Cuts

  • 14. McDonald’s Playplace

    McDonald's Playplace

  • 15. Build-A-Bear Workshop

    Build-A-Bear Workshop

    -You might still think this is alright if the bear you are “building” is for a boyfriend/girlfriend but when you try to explain to your lover that you spent the day in Build-A-Bear workshop they might find it hard to still take you seriously. They’d probably bearly find you attractive after that.