26 Lies Boyfriends Tell Their Girlfriends

Because telling the truth can be hard sometimes

1. “I just want to take things slow”

Actually, I want to have sex with you as soon as possible, but I think this is what you want to hear

2. “My phone was in the other room / on silent / in the car”

Really I saw that you were calling and just didn’t feel like talking

3. “You’re prettier than her”

I feel like I have to say this whenever you bring up how pretty another girl is

4. “I don’t even look at other women”

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Every guy looks at other women - its like, human nature

5. “I don’t really drink that much”

Only on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays… And sometimes Tuesdays and Wednesdays

6. “I like your cooking”

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Actually your food is terrible and please don’t try to cook ever again ok thanks

7. “You’re SO funny”

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Your jokes are pretty bad

8. “You look good in everything”


Except for that - and a bunch of other horrible things you wear

9. “I like cuddling with you”


Please don’t touch me at night - I can’t sleep like that

10. “I really like your family”

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Can we please never see them again?

11. “I don’t care about your past”

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Really I just heard that you slept with this guy and now I am judging you for it

12. “I love spending all day with you”

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Maybe like half the day but then I need some space ok?

13. “I like hanging out with your friends”

Via Sony

No I don’t - your friends are terrible

14. “I don’t watch porn”

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Except for every night that you don’t sleep over - then I do

15. “I didn’t even notice you gained weight”

If you think it’s noticeable, it probably is…

16. “I haven’t slept with that many people”

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Whatever number I told you, multiply it by 3 or 4

17. “You weren’t that drunk last night”


You were really wasted, but I don’t feel like you need to be reminded of this

18. “It’s just going to be a guy’s night tonight”

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“Guy’s night” means a night with my guy friends… And girls… And pretty much anybody but you

19. “I like The Notebook

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I don’t want to watch Girls with you either, or Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

20. “I’m not thinking about anything”

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If you ever ask me what I’m thinking about, expect this answer - STAY OUT OF MY HEAD

21. “You are the best sex I’ve ever had”


I say this to all my girlfriends - for one of them it’s true

22. “You’re not crazy”

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Yes you are

23. “I like paying for everything”

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You could at least offer to split the check once in a while

24. “My mom loves you”

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Actually she thinks I’m settling and tells me I can do better

25. “Work is crazy right now”

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“Work” is a convenient excuse to not talk to you

26. “I would never lie to you”

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