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    Children of the Unicorn

    Sometimes I wonder how you were born You children of the Unicorn Of how your mothers must have torn The day you came out with your horn But then I think of how you look Inside that glossy photo book Each year at school the children shook With the fear of your horse hook I would have stopped and stared at you If you were real than you would too...