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    18 Puns For Educated Minds

    It would be too much punishment to provide you with a pun about puns... so keep an “oh, pun” mind!

    1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

    He acquired his size from too much pi...

    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

    3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

    7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

    12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

    14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    16. A backward poet writes inverse.

    17. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

    18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

    That's all folks!