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5 Resolutions To Break In 2017

Because insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results....

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1. Lose Weight.

I read once that the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Yeah, this resolution is as played out as a duck-lipped selfie.
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I read once that the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Yeah, this resolution is as played out as a duck-lipped selfie.

2. Cut Back On Caffeine.

Why, so my chances of getting fired due to giving my boss the finger increases tenfold? I'd rather entertain curbing one of my other vices.
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Why, so my chances of getting fired due to giving my boss the finger increases tenfold? I'd rather entertain curbing one of my other vices.

3. Work Out More.

Hmmm…. (Pretending to ponder it).... Nope.
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Hmmm…. (Pretending to ponder it).... Nope.

4. Make More Time To Hang Out With Friends.

Okay, this one I may consider keeping. As long as it includes Netflix and Chill(ed wine).

Okay, this one I may consider keeping. As long as it includes Netflix and Chill(ed wine).

5. Stay Positive.

Since this one relies partly on others annoying me, I reserve the right to an occasional bad more.

Since this one relies partly on others annoying me, I reserve the right to an occasional bad more.

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