2. A cool Nigerian prince hacks your email / steals your identity
On the bright side: People will be flattered that you think they are “an honest person who capable and fit to help with and transfer of nine million dollars United States currency (9,500,000.0)”
8. You are detained by customs / security / Interpol
On the bright side: You’re now officially a sexy international criminal suspect with a great story to tell your friends back home.*
*If you ever get back home.
9. You miss your cat back home
On the bright side: Your cat could not possibly care less that you’re away.