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14 Reasons The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are As New York As Pizza

The greatest city in the world deserves the greatest heroes. Check out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows in theaters everywhere on June 3.

1. Because they avoid the crowds in Times Square at all costs.

2. Because they know a rooftop's the best place to party.

3. Because they're used to rats.

4. Because their sense of style is admired throughout Williamsburg.

5. Because they'll defend their territory (read: rent-stabilized apartment) to the death.

6. Because they've seen worse than this guy wandering around the subway late at night:

7. Because they know how to personalize a sewer.

8. Because they're into the latest gadgets and technology.

9. Because they take a stand against the bad guys.

10. Because they use alternate methods of transportation (subways, Citibikes, rocket-powered skateboards)...

11. ...and they're always in a rush.

12. Because like all New York hipsters, they look great in tortoise shells.

13. Because they're tough as shell.

14. And finally... because they truly appreciate pizza.

Need more proof? Check out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows in theaters everywhere on June 3.

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