1. The man rocks a Speedo like Ryan Lochte only wish he could
2. He's not even a little bit intimidated by successful women
3. And he's always ready to go. Hot tub style.
4. He's not afraid to rock a V-neck
5. Or a scarf
6. And he rocks the blazer+T-shirt combo better than - dare I say it? - Ryan Gosling himself
7. Why, yes, he is a former pro soccer player
8. And the world's best dad
9. Let's be real, everyone knows that real men play the bongos
10. And lasso bales of hay with bull heads on them
11. Or take a selfie every once in a while
12. The guy has great hygiene
13. And. Those. Abs.
14. Juan Pablo can handle himself and isn't afraid to act tough
15. But in the end, let's face it, he's nothing more than a hopeless romantic.
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