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    15 Signs You're An Azerbaijani Dissident

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    1. You want to have a birthday party, but since all of your friends are in jail, there is no one to come.

    2. You have problems finding a venue for your wedding.

    3. Your relatives don't invite you to weddings.

    4. Your sex life is probably being filmed.

    5. No one will hire you.

    6. So you spend your whole day online.

    7. You never know if they will let you leave the country or not.

    8. If a month goes by without being called into the prosecutor's office, you're happy.

    9. You love Gunduz.

    10. You have groupies.

    11. Ireli has made a meme about you.

    12. You can't wait to look at protest photos on Facebook.

    13. And maybe someone will take a picture of a sign you made.

    14. Sometimes you might get hurt.

    15. It isn't an easy life, but you keep fighting.