Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I give you my revised list of the two commandments: "Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie", and "thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than the one you pray to".
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit.
One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "libertarian". People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable and, to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.
"Undisputed heavyweight champion." Well, if it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
We are on a nice downward glide. I call it circling the drain … And the circles get smaller and smaller and faster and faster, if you watch the sink empty... Huish! And we'll be gone … I wish I could live 1000 years to watch it happen.
White people have invented a language to conceal their sins … The CIA doesn't kill anybody anymore, they neutralize people.
"Life is sacred"? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death!