1. Chocolate + Ramen perpetualkid.com Dark chocolate complemented by flavors of onion, garlic and actual ramen noodles, because there really is no good in the world. 2. Chocolate + Nachos foodbeast.com Mercifully, this recipe doesn't include cheese or tomatoes. 3. Chocolate + Chili Peppers gosmellthecoffee.com Ouch. 4. Chocolate + Sun Dried Tomatoes thecerealbaker.blogspot.ca Chocolate? Good. Sun dried tomatoes? Positively savory! Together? Skepticism ensues. 5. Chocolate + Kale bebymalakai.blogspot.ca COME ON NOW. 6. Chocolate + Squid instructables.com To be fair, is there any kind of seafood that would pair well with chocolate? 7. Onion + Chocolate armorgames.com Caramelized onion and chocolate? Doable. Raw onion and chocolate? An abuse of food. 8. Chocolate + Hot Dog Slices stayathomebrad.com The worst part? If covered completely, these could pass as banana slices. 9. Chocolate + Toothpaste drvee.wordpress.com It's like brushing your teeth with icing! 10. Chocolate + Ants gastronomic-wasteland.blogspot.ca #YOLO? I guess?