If so, you're wrong. Doctors in Barcelona have noticed a spike in births in Catalonia hospitals, all falling exactly 9 months after a two week span where Barcelona FC beat Real Madrid, Chelsea, and Manchester United. Also, if you're not sure what that last sentence means, ask or call your nearest soccer enthusiast.
The only thing to come from American sports fans after an incredible victory was the movie "Fever Pitch." Priorities, America, priorities.