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182 Thoughts I Had Watching Scream Season 1, Episode 2

Why is this show a thing?

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1.Why did Bella Thorne have to die so quick?

2.Did the murderer take the boyfriends severed head away?

3.Is Audrey swimming?

4.Bad connection… seems unlikely.

5.OKAY IF SHE’S IN YOUR HOUSE WHY IS THE CONNECTION BAD?

6.WHY CAN’T YOU HEAR HER?

7.DON’T GO OUTSIDE.

8.IDIOT.

9.IDIOTTTTTT.

10.IT’S A NOOSE.

11.DON’T KEEP PULLING IT UP.

12.IDIOT.

13.There’s something about twitching legs of hanging bodies on tv/film that really creeps me out.

14.I want to listen to that crime podcast.

15.Stop talking about the fuckboy please.

16.Dump the fuckboy.

17.Move on.

18.Okay, we get it writers, Nina was a bitch.

19.Her name was Nina…

20.I like this guy.

21.He’s witty.

22.“Actually he’s classified as a mass murderer.” TOUCHE.

23.Possibly not helping his cause.

24.POLICE CHIEF SON.

25.BABE.

26.KISS ME.

27.I missed everything they said.

28.Something about 21 Jump Street.

29.Channing Tatum.

30.Magic Mike.

31.Alex Pettyfer isn’t in the new Magic Mike film.

32.I’m sad.

33.Oh I’m watching Scream.

34.These guys are so hot but so douche.

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35.OMG DOUCHE.

36.*DOOSH.

37.Who can’t spell douche?

38.Cute memorial for Nina.

39.Is this entire school just extremely rich?

40.I’m taking bets on whether podcast girl’s glasses are fake or not.

41.Cute quirky hipster girl game so strong.

42.She’s basically Zooey Deschanel.

43.How alty is the name Zooey?

44.The nerd definitely didn’t do the doosh thing.

45.He would have spelt douche correctly.

46.He definitely threatened to kill him.

47.Good time to do that in public.

48.Three murders is always a good thing to become a suspect for.

49.I really hate these girls.

50.Their lives seem so meh.

51.FUCKBOY.

52.Classic eyeroll of fuckboy defence from the girl walking away.

53.Well executed.

54.OH HER LOCKER IS RIGHT THERE. How convenient!

55.YOU’RE A FUCKBOY.

56.THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE.

57.Cute sheriff’s son marry me.

58.Are they going to have a duel to the death?

59.Instead of swords will they clash cheekbones?

60.GIRL GETS ME.

61.Duelling pistols… plz.

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62.Why is Audrey so shitty?

63.She could be a happy elfen queen.

64.Unnecessary loudness from Audrey.

65.Bae, Rachel is dead.

66.OMG.

67.Floating Nina.

68.Such a look.

69.WHO WEARS PURPLE SUNGLASSES?

70.IT’S 2015.

71.“Have you seen the gif, Maggie?” It just turned into CSI Cyber.

72.Chuck me the jpeg.

73.THEY HAVE A BIKE PATH.

74.I love his passion.

75.I hope she has a gun.

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76.More dead people, cool.

77.I love the “people are dead, but school is still a thing.” Banter.

78.This guy needs to take hints.

79.He’s so dweeby.

80.LIKE ME.

81.Trending hashtags…

82.MTV WHY?

83.Murder is a lonely game, yes.

84.Unless there’s multiple people murdering….

85.HA!

86.This is atrocious.

87.So many awkward social media references.

88.AUDREY NOOOO.

89.Why from her ceiling fan?

90.I thought she was hanging from the deck.

91.I realise now that’s not important.

92.YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS LEGAL NOW.

93.EQUALITY.

94.#LoveWins.

95.They’re all like “Yeah you let it happen bitchhh.”

96.That was a crazy coincidence that she heard that.

97.Oh wow that girl gets around.

98.Piper Shaw is an alty name.

99.“I knit mittens for red panda cubs in the Chinese Alps in my spare time.” Something Piper would say.

100.I don’t get what’s happening.

101.What are you doing weird creepy hooded figure.

102.#JChillin.

103.HIT THE FUCKBOY!

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104.Why would she bring that up?

105.Weird relationship.

106.WHY WOULD SHE JUST WALK INTO THE MORGUE?

107.THAT’S NOT OKAY.

108.STOP.

109.DEATH.

110.OOOOO She is admitting it.

111.Emma you silly goose!

112.Her mum is not impressed.

113.How did Audrey get those childhood videos of her?

114.That’s weird.

115.Why social media always?

116.Where is the BuzzFeed mention?

117.They’re figuring it out wew.

118.Suspicious death for sure.

119.Rachel Murray WAS murdered.

120.Basketball. Ew.

121.SPORTSBALL YAYYYYYY.

122.ME ALWAYS.

123.Why are fuckboys so cute?

124.We don’t deserve this.

125.Her daddy teacher is also bae.

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126.It’s a trap!

127.Don’t go friend!

128.Audrey stop him.

129.Audrey, you suck.

130.FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN.

131.GO BACK INSIDE.

132.YOU’RE GOING TO DIE.

133.oH god.

134.RILEY WHY?

135.That’s not fair.

136.Bad Riley.

137.*Seductively eats licorice*

138.Idgi.

139.Oh wait. They’re both pretty.

140.So much love triangles and bad things happening in terms of sex.

141.Even Nina died through fuckboy sexting.

142.Stars and stuff.

143.OH MY GOD. HE SAID WHAT I SAID.

144.READ MY THING ON TERMINATOR

145.Why sleep together when there’s a robot chasing you?!?

146.Thank you!

147.“Dragon chick from Game of Thrones” STOP.

148.This awkward flirting makes me sad.

149.TERRIBLE FLIRTING LINES.

150.STOP.

151.“regular man slut” – FUCKBOY.

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152.Sportsball is over.

153.Sweaty kiss ew.

154.She caught fuckboy germs.

155.Friends trying to make up.

156.Audrey’s like NAH.

157.YOU DIDN’t DO IT.

158.Intruder Alert.

159.Get out get out!

160.They’re inside.

161.Stop.

162.Run.

163.GET OUT.

164.Get out.

165.Get out.

166.You’re not safer inside.

167.WHY WOULD THE PHONE GUY MENTION BRANDON JAMES.

168.FUCKBOY FLIRTING?

169.Game of Thrones and Scandal are my favs.

170.OH NO IT’S THE GUY.

171.THE KILLER IS ON THE PHONE.

172.STOP STOP STOP.

173.This is terrible.

174.I’m never being alone again.

175.I HATE THIS.

176.Help me.

177.Someone help.

178.I DON’T LIKE THIS SHOW.

179.Why would someone do that?

180.Why?

181.How?

182.NOPE.

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