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I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why
But I had to start it somewhere
So it started there
I said pretend you've got no money
She just laughed and said
Oh you're so funny
I said; yeah
I can't see anyone else smiling in here
Are you sure?
You wanna live like common people
#1- I had a roommate with n college that similarly would set multiple alarms very early, ignore them all, and finally get out of bed 2 HOURS after the first alarm sounded. He wouldn’t even get out of bed to shut them off, just let them blare to the point our neighbors to in the dorm…
$65K. Assistant Professor at a mid-size public university. Pay is ok, given that it’s technically for a 9 month contract. But it’s expected that assistant professors publish or perish, so in reality it’s pay for 12 months.
Props to #19. I worked at a bagel chain and we’d throw out 3-4 huge trash bags of bagels at the end of the day. There’d be a guy waiting at the dumpster to see if he could have them to bring to the shelter. Our manager was a dickbag, wouldn’t allow it, and would watch out the door…
FFS. These parents mostly have “normal” or at least common names. Don’t name your kid something you yourself wouldn’t want to be called for the next 80 years.
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