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I took her to a supermarket I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere So it started there I said pretend you've got no money She just laughed and said Oh you're so funny I said; yeah I can't see anyone else smiling in here Are you sure? You wanna live like common people

Less than a year ago Abbott signed into Texas law permitless gone ownership. That he calls this tragedy incomprehensible is disgusting.

I'm not a comedian, but isn't one of the unspoken rules of comedy to always punch up? Riffing on the vulnerable never ages well.

#1- I had a roommate with n college that similarly would set multiple alarms very early, ignore them all, and finally get out of bed 2 HOURS after the first alarm sounded. He wouldn’t even get out of bed to shut them off, just let them blare to the point our neighbors to in the dorm… Read More

$65K. Assistant Professor at a mid-size public university. Pay is ok, given that it’s technically for a 9 month contract. But it’s expected that assistant professors publish or perish, so in reality it’s pay for 12 months.

Being a child star must be such a damn weird experience. Especially in the internet age- can’t say that I’d be able to take that pressure.

She’s wealthy enough where she can have her cake and eat it too. Nothing against her, but must be f-ing nice.

Door locked = Dude is probably wanking

Props to #19. I worked at a bagel chain and we’d throw out 3-4 huge trash bags of bagels at the end of the day. There’d be a guy waiting at the dumpster to see if he could have them to bring to the shelter. Our manager was a dickbag, wouldn’t allow it, and would watch out the door… Read More

FFS. These parents mostly have “normal” or at least common names. Don’t name your kid something you yourself wouldn’t want to be called for the next 80 years.